Horoscopes

So, my roommate, her friend, and I read our horoscopes today. Mine said something like, "Be prepared for a new direction, blah blah blah, don't just be enthusiastic, hard work is needed also, blah blah blah." I decided that sometimes horoscopes should just say things like "Look both ways before crossing the street. Think before you speak."

"Don't leave the milk out for too long. It will spoil."

"Turn the stove off, Libra."

"Hey, Libra--put on some pants for Pete's sake!"

You know, things that really could be useful time and again.